All scouts are pretending to rake leaves or dig with shovels. Scout 1 stands near them with his arm raised straight as if he were holding a torch. Scout 2 walks in and walks up to Scout 1.
Scout 2: I’m paying you to work, not to just stand around. Why aren’t you working?
Scout 1: I’m a lightbulb!
Scout 2: Get to work! When I come back, if you aren’t working, you’re fired!
Scout 2 leaves, and the scouts continue to work. Scout 2 returns and sees Scout 1 still standing with his arm raised.
Scout 2: That’s it! You’re fired! Get out!
Scout 1 pouts, drops his arm, and dejectedly leaves. As he is leaving, the other scouts look around, stop working and start to leave too.
Scout 2: Hey, why are you guys leaving? Get back to work!
Scout 3: How? We can’t work in the dark!