Brains for Sale
Scout 1 stands in front of the audience and the other scouts stand aside. Scout 1 is wearing a sign that reads “Brains For Sale.”
Scout 2 walks up to Scout 1 and asks: Hey, do you have any candy for sale?
Scout 1: Nope, I’m only selling brains.
Scout 3 walks up to Scout 1 and asks: Hey, do you have any Pepsi for sale?
Scout 1: Nope, I’m only selling brains.
Scout 4 walks up to Scout 1 and asks: Hey, do you have any brains for sale?
Scout 1: Why yes, yes I do.
Scout 1 shows him the first brain and says: This is a regular Boy Scout brain. I’ll sell it to you for $5.00.
Scout 1 shows him the second brain and says: This is a Patrol Leader brain. I’ll sell it to you for $10.00.
Scout 1 shows him the third brain and says: This is a Senior Patrol Leader brain. I’ll sell it to you for $1,000,000.00.
Scout 4: WOW! Why is this one so much?
Scout 1: This one has never been used!