The Emergency Alert System
All scouts but one stand in line. Lead scout is in front or to one side.
Leader: For the next ten seconds, we will conduct a test of the emergency broadcast system.
(line of scouts all make Beeeeeeeeeeep sound until the leader raises his hand.)
Leader: Thank you. This concludes the test of the emergency broadcast system. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have heard…
(line of scouts scream in panic and run around)